Total Medals Earned: 212 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,500 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/355 points)
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/430 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (200/460 points)
Medals Earned: 9/20 (215/450 points)
Medals Earned: 12/44 (85/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (85/460 points)
Medals Earned: 8/20 (135/495 points)
Medals Earned: 3/60 (25/1,000 points)
Destroy a robot
Kill 10 enemies with bombs
Kill an enemy with a big circular saw
Drop an enemy into fire
Explode 10 barrels with one shot
Kill 35 enemies
Complete Level 28
Kill 5 robots
Kill one enemy of each type
Complete all levels in Easy mode
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Kill 10 enemies
Read the help at least one time
Kill 50 enemies
Get 10 repair kits
Make 10 flips
Complete the level with 100 health
Complete the level without using rockets
Get 100 donuts
Complete level 3
Kill 100 enemies
Use rockets 50 times
Purchase all of the upgrades in the shop
Complete level 9
Defeat the big truck
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Find 1 secret area
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Complete all chapters
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Kill 10 crows
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Save 4 survivors
Kill 50 soldiers
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Kill 200 enemies
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Trash 40 trashcans
Shoot out 100 lights
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You found the hidden skull!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Get a player up to level 10.
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
